Parenting boards are really just a place to unleash your inner bitch. It's a constant game of one-ups-manship, the only place you can say, "That's an OK carseat if you don't care about safety," and still be welcome the next day. When the conversation turned to bacon I knew no good would come of it. I was right.
The bacon chocolate bar. What the hell?
I tried to deny it's existence but if it's on the internet it has to be true. So I did the only thing I could. I made some chocolate covered bacon. For now you'll have to wonder how it went. I'm going to bed.
Edit 6/7/10: I finally wrote part two.