Saturday, January 23, 2010

FAIL: Trying to delay bedtime by screaming "mashed potatoes".

Thursday, January 21, 2010


I refuse to accept this much puke in my life without an incredible story behind it. From now on when I remember these days Sam will be a midget ninja fireman who suddenly and repeatedly hosed me down. Emmy will be a vampire Maytag saleslady destroying sheet set after set all night long to convince me how great the ma...chine is. Not sure my role or Sean's yet. I think I'll sleep on it.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


Enjoying the Leno-Conan thing. They're both over 30, fully dressed, sober, and alive. How often is that newsworthy?

Friday, January 1, 2010

Fear not my West Coast friends. 2010 holds many wonders. Babies who sleep through the night is the first miracle