Not infrequently while watching Iron Chef my husband will say, "Once the kids are a little bigger you should try doing some of this cool presentation stuff." He's already content with the flavor but somehow he doesn't find a puddle of it on a chipped plate visually appealing. You'd think after the meatcakes incident he'd never utter such insanity again but he did. So I got out the mashed potatoes and gingered carrots and had a bit of fun. Be forewarned, I am not a master of the visual arts. Hanging pictures is beyond my spacial and design skills.
It's eyes you perv. Eyes.
Eyes and a nose. It's a muppet. Definitely not whatever it is you're thinking. Some people are just so naughty. Go stand in the corner and spank yourself.