Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Jerks in Spain

Jerks #1, 2, and 3 - I'm thrilled your sports team won. Now STFU. I don't let my two year old chant at the top of her lungs in a closed environment so three men in their twenties should be able to handle the same limit for two hours on a plane.

Jerk #4 - There was no assigned seating on this trip and a dozen empty seats yet you sat down directly in front of the woman with a baby on her lap and reclined your chair all the way back. You're an asshole.

Jerks #5 - 3AM is not the time to show your traveling companion all the fun beeping features on your phone unless you are in a private automobile. In group transport with dim lighting it's considered quiet time.

Jerk #6 - Hey cabbie, just because we don't speak your language and aren't familiar with the town doesn't mean we can't read the map on your GPS and tell we're being driven in circles.

Jerk #7 - Really? Racing a toddler to the bathroom. Really?

And yet despite all of you cretins it was a pretty good trip.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

When traveling, always have the kids outnumbered by at least one adult. Or bring sedatives. Either way.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Note to my kids:

Neither of you is an only child. Sometimes you will have to wait and sometimes you will have to share the lap. It won't kill you but you are making me deaf.