I do what I can to increase my MILFabiity.

The mom uniform includes snot epaulets.

To Bubba Bear

You are seven months old. You cannot walk. For now, quit letting go, you'll quit bumping your head on the floor and everyone will be a lot happier. Love, Mama

FAIL: Trying to delay bedtime by screaming "mashed potatoes".

Flu

I refuse to accept this much puke in my life without an incredible story behind it. From now on when I remember these days Sam will be a midget ninja fireman who suddenly and repeatedly hosed me down. Emmy will be a vampire Maytag saleslady destroying sheet set after set all night long to convince me how great the ma...chine is. Not sure my role or Sean's yet. I think I'll sleep on it.

Leno-Conan

Enjoying the Leno-Conan thing. They're both over 30, fully dressed, sober, and alive. How often is that newsworthy?

Fear not my West Coast friends. 2010 holds many wonders. Babies who sleep through the night is the first miracle