Have I become immortal or is this day dragging on forever?

Sayyay

Setting:  The bathroom

Mama:  Do you need to potty, honey?
Child:  Not now.  I want to sayyay.
Mama (puzzled):  Uh, OK.  I'll go first.

Cue sound effect.

Child:  Yay, Mama.  You did it.  Yay!

Nine ten idiots. Nine tranquilizer darts. Decisions, decisions.