Alligator Death Roll

My boy is driving me crazy! I can't even get the diaper off before he's spinning and trying to get away, much less get a diaper back on. I've tried special toys and he's basically told me they just aren't special enough to keep him still.

Quote of the day win goes to Rachel! "Bacon fat = sexy deliciousness."

You know it's been a hard winter when 37 degrees with no active precipitation means playground time.

I do what I can to increase my MILFabiity.

The mom uniform includes snot epaulets.

To Bubba Bear

You are seven months old. You cannot walk. For now, quit letting go, you'll quit bumping your head on the floor and everyone will be a lot happier. Love, Mama