I have a new stove and oven. Woo hoo. If Juergen gets around to fixing the water coming out of the light socket I may have to stop calling him a slumlord.

Negotiations

Me: Do you want Cheerios or MiniWheats for breakfast?
Froggy: Meatballs.
Me: Ketchup or mustard?
Froggy: Yellow ketchup.

And I wonder why I'm tired.

Note to my kids:

Neither of you is an only child. Sometimes you will have to wait and sometimes you will have to share the lap. It won't kill you but you are making me deaf.